pretend you’re rich at the four seasons miami for £29

I don’t know about you but holidays aren’t for slumming it – oh no – they’re for creating a brand new identity for yourself and pretending you’re a BALLER!

My alias in Miami was ‘Margaux’ who was heiress to her mother’s vineyard fortune who was passing through Florida to try out a particularly sweet bouquet in Schnebly Redland’s Winery…

SOUNDS LEGIT RIGHT?!

Also legit is the fact we paid just £29 to swan about the Four Seasons all day.

Epic.